Corpse Crunchies: Chicken Heads

These are freeze-dried raw chicken heads for dogs. Individually sold because apparently some of you wanted less emotional commitment.

What you’re buying:
One whole chicken head.
Complete with beak, skull, eyeballs, brain matter, and tongue. Nothing removed. Nothing censored. Just one perfectly preserved scream from the food chain.

Who’s it for:

• Dogs that believe chewing should be an extreme sport
• People who make prolonged eye contact with the treat before handing it over
• Cats with a documented criminal aura

Why it matters:
Naturally rich in Omega-3s, calcium, and other beneficial nutrients. Also rich in the experience of watching your dog proudly parade a severed bird head through your living room like they personally hunted it.

Best used when:

• Your dog deserves enrichment, but so do your nightmares
• You want guests to stop asking for snacks
• The sound of tiny bones crunching has somehow become part of your daily routine